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My Absolute Reality

My name is Jordan Goodenberger
and this is my blogsite.

My writing is personal – some call it a reality blog – because I will unapologetically share with you the absolute and entire truth about myself, slice by slice and day by day.

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Posted by: Jordan Goodenberger (avg. rating 5.00) on 3. April 2012
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Sunday, after all of our 80’s festivities, I woke up on the couch. On my face. (I was too scared to look and see if I left a MiMi style face-print. There was a LOT of eyeshadow going on, and it’s highly likely.) I was running on a collective 6 hours of sleep for the entire weekend, so as soon as we all went outside to start chain smoking our hangover cigarettes I laid down... Read more
Posted by: Jordan Goodenberger (avg. rating 5.00) on 3. April 2012
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This is in a liquor store. Hi, Mom! We had our 80's themed party this weekend and it. was. awesome. There was so much tacky going on, it was ridiculous. "Alpha Fag" and I started our Saturday in the classiest way possible: we hit up the liquor store for 14 bottles of Boone's Farms, and then headed to the nearest garage sale to see what we could scrounge up for costumes for everyone. {By the way, if... Read more
Posted by: Jordan Goodenberger (avg. rating 5.00) on 30. March 2012
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I enrolled Little Man in daycare a couple of weeks ago, just to go once or twice a week so that he can play with other kids. We (he) apparently needed a refresher course in Civilization 101; I caught him taking a dump in the garage a little while ago and it was a rude awakening to the fact that he is seriously lacking in social interactions with children his own age. The first... Read more
Posted by: Jordan Goodenberger (avg. rating 5.00) on 29. March 2012
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Silly Kids. From the time Tripp was learning how to speak, I’ve tried very hard to instill in him impeccable manners. He has known to say “please” and “thank you” since he first began speaking on a regular basis. We are still working on our “ma’am’s” and “sir’s.” I don’t usually have to remind him to say these things, and when I do he most often fixes his lapse in manners very quickly. [img=media/images/intext/91b48d455defe59be722dcf51f8adbe6.jpg||center||80pc|:|This is an old... Read more
Posted by: Jordan Goodenberger (avg. rating 5.00) on 26. March 2012
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Lime green leg warmers? Yes please! I am desperately trying to pull together a costume for our 80’s themed party this Saturday. It’s going to be hard to squeeze that much tacky into one single outfit (not that hard) but I’m hoping I can rise to the challenge. (There were at least two “that’s what she said” moments in that last sentence alone; you’re welcome, friends!) It’s difficult to plan a costume when you’re so unbelievably excited about the event itself... Read more
Posted by: Jordan Goodenberger (avg. rating 5.00) on 24. March 2012
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Naked Little Man, climbing a tree. I was having an awesome day today, what with being completely enthralled with planning a super awesome 80’s themed party with some of my nearest and dearest; so enthralled in fact, that I stepped directly in a fresh pile of shit… In my bedroom floor… Left there by my son, Tarzan. (AKA, Tripp, Little Man, or The Munchkin.) There is nothing quite like the soul crushing realization that you’ve... Read more
Posted by: Jordan Goodenberger (avg. rating 5.00) on 22. March 2012
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I can’t believe I haven’t written about this before now, but I was the designated driver for my friends last Saturday night. Yes. You read that correctly. Now, I won’t say that I’m always the DRUNKEST one of my friends when we go out, but suffice it to say that I’m usually in the running. This time, however, I had a “date” (he took me to Walmart and then for a walk around the park…... Read more
Posted by: Jordan Goodenberger (avg. rating 5.00) on 20. March 2012
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Casting Spells. I could lay here forever just listening to the rain outside, and the thunder. It makes me wish I had a big mug of hot tea and a new book, but lucky for me the alternative to that scenario is sitting right next to me watching ‘Harry Potter.’ Tripp and I have been playing ‘Harry Potter’ for a couple of weeks now, and when I got him home yesterday we resumed our... Read more
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